Best Songs To Sing In The Car To Embarrass Your Kids

Ok, I'll start.

I fought the law by Bobby Fuller

Barbara Anne by the Beach Boys (Help me Rhonda is a close second)

Jambalaya by Hank Williams

Do this in the pickup line and they'll turn beet-red.
Herman's Hermits - "I'm Into Something Good"

The Shadows of Knight - "G L O R I A !"

The Beach Boys - "I Get Around"
"Gloria" is a great choice, but I think I'd go for Van Morrison with Them.

No Hermans, though. 

Zappa is an interesting choice. I might try that if I knew the words. How about "Electric Aunt Jemima"?
I wish I had a better stereo in the car. I put all my bucks into the home rig. Anybody have tube amps in the car?
‘My Sharona’, The Knack.  Remember, you have to play it at least 3 times to get the full affect!
There’s plenty to choose from in what was called Bubblegum music during 60’s to 70’s. Here’s some that should work.

Yummy, Yummy, Yummy - Ohio Express
Sugar, Sugar - The Archies
Sweat Pea - Tommy Roe
Knock 3 Times - Tony Orlando and Dawn

After Thanksgiving but before Christmas, it would be very appropriate to play,

Merry Christmas from the Family - Robert Earl Keen

Zappa's "The torture never stops" will blow their minds and they will never stop thanking you.  Or perhaps Roger Water's tune off of Umma Gumma, "Several species of small fury animals gathered together in a cave and grooving with a pict."  Getting the so called words down might take a while though.  If you play that for them on a dark night they will never stop cursing you.   
What about, "White Christmas"? Bing Crosby - my gawd, makes me embarrassed to suggest it.
Frank Zappa - Dinah Mo’ Hum (okay, I would never actually play that with my kid in the car!)
Queen - We Will Rock You (Fat Bottom Girls would also do nicely)
Kiss - Rock and Roll All Night or Shout it Out Loud
Sherry - Frankie Valli ...... if you can sing that high. Even worse if you can't.
Sultans of Swing....Dire Straits.....while playing the air guitar. Actually did it. My 16 year old grandson wanted to get out and walk the rest of the way home.
I'd say pretty much anything...right? Especially if they're in their teens.
It doesn't work on all teenagers. We once picked up my nephew from lacrosse practice in my GTO, top down, cheap Jensen triaxials blasting Wilson Pickett at full volume. He loved it.

We had to give his teammates rides around the parking lot. Even the coach.

But my nephew is extraordinarily well adjusted. His sister would have cried.
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" Having My Baby - Paul Anka "

--My bro in law, as projectionist.. played that song...for the opening of every playing of the film "Alien", at his theater.

The audience had no idea what they were in for.....
Oh...the humanity of it all!....
Ok, lets take this to the next level:

Sing Madonna's "Like a Virgin" at the top of your lungs while wearing your favorite pair of (highly cropped) Daisy Duke shorts cut-offs, showing your albino-white dad legs, and with matching  Daisy Duke cut-off shirt above the navel!
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My lil guy loves thin lizzy, The Who, the Beatles, humble pie, 

  I sing like I’m the vocalist, and my lil one likes it!

  Thin lizzy-cowboy song
 Saxon - wheels of steel
free - fire & water LP!
a lot of Beatles songs. Ac/dc- he loves saying Hell. Humble pie - drugstore cowboy, black coffee, 30 days....
queen, many songs
bad company- shooting star, a fav of mine as well, gone, gone, gone
king diamond- Halloween, no presents for Christmas!

 Many others, I’m raising him right!
   Better yet, I’ll sing any song in my neon green speedo.