Help Me Name a New Band


Audio Friends,

I've joined a band. We have gigs on the book, but are sorely lacking a name. We'll be a 4-piece playing mostly instrumental improv funk ala Herbie Hancock, the Meters, or Medeski Martin and Wood. An internally-imposed rule is that the name should _not_ contain musical or genre descriptors like funk, groove, pocket, etc. Or numbers. We appreciate irony. A couple of near misses so far:

The Safety Meeting
Suitcase of Courage
The Vague

Let's throw some more stuff against the wall and see what sticks! Have at it.
cymbop
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Funny to see this thread come back.

Baffle played about five shows in Chapel Hill before it kinda petered out.  Right as the pandemic started I finally joined a band here in Greenville.  It's called...

Wait for it...

Hot Yoga!
ascended testicles
episiotomy
torn sack
dirty knobs
bent pipes
splashbacks
grounded pilots
newtooth
graytheists
The 'Cramps' were somewhat popular. How about, 'Colon Spasm'? Alimentary, my dear Watson!
Cool name...tho it sounds like a straight up 70s punk band...doesn't entirely match the music...
04-05-12: Chadnliz
The Baffles

WE HAVE A WINNER!

Baffle.

"The Baffles" was taken by a now-defunct British band. So that's it: Baffle. It's concrete. It's abstract. It's an answer and a question. We like it.

Chadnliz, I'll be sure to send you a recording when we have one. Thanks.
Dirty Urine was my suggestion. To which the comment "Maybe better for punk band" was referring. Duh.
I'm shocked how many band names are used! If only the bands were as good as their names(lol). Here's 3+ more...
Prism of Dispersion
Hemiola Measures
Toroidal Buzz
Toroidal Core
Toroidal Hum
I think it should have a hifi conotation. How about the expensive interconnects lol.
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Slipknot,

Good idea, but already taken by this Kokomo, Indiana cover band:

www.surrenderdorothy.info

Marty
New Mexico Prison Riot
Crime and the Punishments
Around the Corner
Out of Beer
Wounded Emily
Bi-polar Bear
- Welcome to the Palindrome
- Days of Blunder
- Partial Recall
- Blissfully Malignant
- Bluff the Tragic Dragon
- The Tao of Skeeball
- String Cheese Theory
- The Pancakes of Justice
- Days of Wine and Hosers (would help if you have a Canadian in the group)
- Panic Button
- Snark Plug
- Ebbets Near Field
- Clean Socks
- Cumulo-Rhombus
- Theremin and the Dodecahedrons
- The FAQs of Life
- Fracking for the Truth
- Unleavened Lead
- The Grassy Knolls
"Brainwave". Easy to remember and it implies intellect. Avoid "The" in the band name and other garage band cliches.
Coolo Butt
Meat Gas Line
Public Hair Domain
Kay Sedilla
Why Duzit Hert
The Whisker Biscuit

Good luck