The problem with the speaker industry



The goal of high end speaker design is to reproduce the input signal PERFECTLY. Despite this, every speaker has a different frequency response and often sound very different from one another. You would expect a far greater similarity. So can we really trust the speaker designers to design speakers that achieve the goal of high end audio? Audiophiles do not agree either when it comes to deciding which speakers are better than others at achieving the goal. Neither the speaker designers nor audiophiles can be trusted to figure out what sounds best. Speaker companies have given up trying to achieve perfect sound and so have the audiophiles. Instead, the goal of high end audio has become to find whatever suits your ears and your preference. This is WRONG. All speakers are wrong and so are all audiophiles. The only way to solve this riddle is to require speaker designers to be qualified. Every other profession requires credentials. What the industry needs is a regulatory authority to make sure that only the most perfect speakers can enter into the marketplace. Prices would need to be fair. There would be severe penalties for companies selling speakers that did not meet my standards. This could include fines or even imprisonment. Speaker designers would need their hearing checked annually. Additionally listening skills would be assessed too. What I believe this would achieve is to root out all those bogus speaker companies out there run by charlatans. No more DIY made on the kitchen table companies. No more done in the garage type speaker companies. Overcharging would be prohibited. No more nasty wooden boxes. Only spheres would be allowed. As chairman I would be paid to ensure that EACH AND EVERY speaker is listened to by ear. Every single tone would be analyzed from 20hz up to and including 20,000hz. Any notes that were not in tune would be documented and sent back to the manufacturers for further retuning. A stethoscope would be used to analyze cabinet behavior. PERFECT silence would be expected at all loudness levels. The speaker would be given a complete workup before being allowed to be sold. I believe that the high end speaker industry is broken and needs to be fixed. I believe that I have been chosen to do this.
kenjit
Dear Kenjit - I disagree with your premise that the goal of a high-end speaker is to reproduce the input signal perfectly. I am not in any way trying to be snarky or cynical, but IMO, the goal of a high-end speaker is to SELL. No sane person is going into business to deliberately create a product that will not sell. Perhaps for cable or amplifier manufacturers, they would want a laboratory-grade speaker to help them assess their products better. But I don’t think the designers of home speakers seek the same end product as you do. I recall an episode of Gordon Ramsey where he tells the owner of a failing restaurant that he (the owner) was a great cook, but his restaurant was failing because he wasn’t cooking dishes his customers wanted to eat. Watch the movie Big Night, which is a great movie by the way, about a fine Italian restaurant with no business and the Italian place across the street with a huge business and crap food.
I like my speakers with a bit of emphasized mid bass.  Your premise would eliminate my choice - no thank you!

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Will it ever end? I actually think these are on a three or so week auto send... In perpetuation.
" I dont make the laws. Its not my choice."

- Good now go away, you continue to make a fool out of yourself.
If you gotta have all that crap, I wouldn't sell to ya.. I'd just say move along fella...
Wrong I'm afraid. Under my laws, no company would be permitted to sell unless they meet my requirements. End of story.
NOW if you want to Sit, listen, and if you like what you hear you buy it, if not, move on..
Again, that would not be allowed. We have already had decades of ''if you like what you hear buy it''. And look at how many unhappy customers there are on the forums. We need change.
I agree, now go do that and report back only when you have completed the task.
I dont make the laws. Its not my choice. Dill, you of all people should be in favor of change. You were sold a rotten wooden box with one tweeter and one woofer. A typical 2way wooden box. A square wooden box. You have been duped Dill. Boxes like yours would never see the light of day under my control!
" I believe that I have been chosen to do this."

- I agree, now go do that and report back only when you have completed the task.
K I sure hope you don't get your way with toilet paper, I'll never get my as$ wiped.. Like Jimmy Hoffa use to say "you're wearin' me out here".

If you gotta have all that crap, I wouldn't sell to ya.. I'd just say move along fella...

NOW if you want to;

Sit, listen, and if you like what you hear you buy it, if not, move on..

Get a friggin' plan. Write your congressman, heck you already told the president, right? He'll forget what you said before the end of the letter.

Man oh man, puff puff, now hold your breath.

I'll tell you when to EXHALE, no don't pass, just hold your breath...

I got to pick up a Pizza I'll be right back.. :-)

Regards