Most amusing album or song titles


Loudon Wainwright III: Attempted mustache.
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piouhgd (pronounced ‘P.O’ed’) - Butthole Surfers 
Live PCPPEP - Butthole Surfers
Hairway to Steven - Butthole Surfers
“Sweat Loaf” - Butthole Surfers
“Variations on the Carlos Santana Secret Chord Progression” - Zappa
“I’m Gonna Booglarize You Baby” - Beefheart
“Sam with the Showing Scalp Flat Top” - Beefheart
“Semi-Multicolored Caucasian” - Beefheart
 

"Take the Skinheads Bowling" by Camper Van Beethoven

"Ducks on the Wall" by the Kinks

"Krafty Cheese" by the Residents

"Thank You (Falettinme Be Mice Elf Agin)" by Sly Stone

"I Love You, You're Perfect, Now Change" by Joe DiPietro

"I'm Just So Miserable Without You, It's Just Like Having You Around" by Billy Walker

 

Lots of Zappa of course, but how about Caravan’s LP: ‘If I Had To Do It All Over Again, I’d Do It All Over You’?

All girl band with 5 members from the 80s:  Bush Tetras

Pulsilama In California - "The Devil Lives in My Husband's Body"

@nickofwimbledon - great Caravan album, too!! 

I'll put forth Kristeen Young's wonderfully titled album, 'Breasticles'.... 

Sparks often overlooked has some brilliant albums and songs. If you haven't seen the Sparks Brothers movie it's well worth the watch and will give you an appreciation for this band.

New Age Girl by Dead Eye Dick

"...she don't meat but she sure like the bone..."

Ashtray Heart - Captain Beefheart

New Boots and Panties - Ian Dury

Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick - Ian Dury

Reasons To Be Cheerful - Ian Dury

Inbetweenies - Ian Dury

 

The Dead Kennedys:

Fleshdunce

Macho Insecurity

One-Way Ticket to Pluto

Terminal Preppie

Holiday in Cambodia

Let's Lynch the Landlord

Too Drunk To F*%k

dr. rick hanzlik MD [aka "dr. rock"] "i’d rather have a bottle in front of me"

the jump in the saddle band- "the curly shuffle"

the snake oil willie band - "i don’t look good naked anymore"

butterball brown's orchestra- "it's drunk out tonight"

dick "2-ton" baker- "i'm a lonely little petunia in an onion patch"

hoagy carmichael- "a huggin' and a chalkin'"

Joe Craven: "Better Get Off My Butt"

"Bad times are here, now what?   Better get off my butt... better get off it."

A couple of favorites:

"Dongs of Sevotion" - Smog

....and from that album -"Dress Sexy at my Funeral"

A stand out line from weirdos Bongwater's album - "Power of Pussy"

The song "Nick Cave Dolls" - "......they have Nick Cave Dolls now?......I waaaant one!"

Ten miles to go on a nine mile road - Jim White

If Jesus drove a motor home - Jim White

Pat Boone did a metal/hard rock album in 1997 named: "No More Mr. Nice Guy"

@larryi - did he put out two metal albums? I know he had one called 'In A Metal Mood'. 

I think it is the same album.  The full name is “In a Metal Mood:  No More Mister Nice Guy.”  I heard a friend’s copy, it is sort of amusing, clearly done as a novelty album.  

"Greatest Hits: Songs You've Never Heard Before" - The Flaming Lips

"Please Don't Write a Song About Me" - The Baseball Project

 

Interesting name, he caught my eye the first time I saw them .

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