Pretty sure this topic has not been broached before.

As audiophiles and music lovers what lyric would you have inscribed on your headstone? 

My choice----"I wish I was a headlight on a northbound train."



Hark now, hear the sailors cry
Smell the sea and feel the sky
Let your soul and spirit fly
Into the mystic

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I'm planning on a full Viking send off with the burning pyre on a boat launched to the sound of Steppenwolf. Of course, my corpse will be wearing a horned helmet. 

I keep getting these solicitations from a local crematorium. Like "buy now," "it's later than you think," etc. I was tempted to call them and ask if they'd give me a really big discount if I just walked in and they did me. 


They are a bunch of party poopers.

I could hear them now "You have to be dead",

BUT why?


Because why?

Look Mister we live on a busy street for a reason. If you time it just right coming out of Mass from across the street a car will knock you right in our parking lot..  You're done. Curbside pickup to boot.

Now go away kid ya bother me..

They have a "speaker" urn on Etsy.


Mine would read...


"If I liked it I would be disappointed."





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