I'm planning on a full Viking send off with the burning pyre on a boat launched to the sound of Steppenwolf. Of course, my corpse will be wearing a horned helmet.
I keep getting these solicitations from a local crematorium. Like "buy now," "it's later than you think," etc. I was tempted to call them and ask if they'd give me a really big discount if I just walked in and they did me.
