I had a few drinks and bought some speakers

Alcohol = one of the best audio tweaks there is. 

At least you didn't buy a bridge in Brooklyn or shares in an anti-gravity device... :)  But the next time you get thrashed, I've got some lake bottom acreage you might consider, an absolute steal....

From you, by me, *teehee*

At least, this 'sounds' like a happy ending.  Beats the 'deal' a friend made years back, bought a TV in a box unviewed...

Got a TV, alright. Not the one depicted on the box exterior, and it didn't f'n work...at all.  Steve was one of the original 'pieces of work'.

Got pulled over one day.
As the officer walked over to his pickup, S. gets out to chat.
The fresh brew tumbled out onto the pavement, landing sideways.
All discussion at that point was rendered moot.

Enjoy.....;)

Another 'Real Life' event, involving a Lambo...

Couple in SoCal bought a new one.  Cash.  Well-dressed, perhaps sober.
Within the hour, stuffed it into the center guardrail on the 405.

Got out, walked away, and left it.

There wasn't any follow-up on that story, but I'd bet it wasn't pretty.

We have all done things we would have been reluctant to without a substance to drop the inhibitions.

At least you don't have to hide them from your friends when you listen to them

@noromance 
”At least you didn't wake up with a girl in Nogales.”

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