What Would you Trade your System FOR?


Since many of us basically have a possessive/obsessive relationship with our system, I am just curious to what you would trade you system for...(and I don't mean for another system either). I'd give mine up in a heartbeat if I am able to travel around the world until it's my last day on earth.
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Being able to travel for four months time with each of the following people:

Cameron Diaz
Jody Foster
Jill Hennessy
Nicole Kidman
Gwyneth Paltrow
Natalie Portman

This would require two years, at which time my mind would be so full of glorious thoughts, that I could coast to my last days without my system.