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Amazing! :-D Thanx Albert! I just typed in Tennis beauties and found the site without considering where they were from. I think most males have built in appreciation for healthy, beautiful women. My favorite is Nicole Vaidisova followed by Tatiana Golovin but all of them are athletic, yet feminine beauties. |
Nobel100- Wayl, I jist cum to aftir a big Satirday naht at the Pink 'Gator (only wanna-bes call it Alligator) an sawr u was dissin' me. Yur gonna pay, boy. Ahm a-comin' to ur place 'n' swap ur Maggies (whut kinna name iz that fur a speaker?) fur some o these here butees. Y'all gonna need a bigger amp, so ah'll leave you one a these beautees so u kin git better @ kareokee, 'cuz u sucked on Friday, man. 'Course, now that ma sikrit is out, ah'm gonna havta go on deeper into th' bayou an' switch to corn-likker! Yur prize is a buket a ABS (alriddy bin sucked) crawdad heads and a used and abused speedo! p.s. If ah wuz u, ah'd sleep w the lite on, cuz ah no where u liv, boy ;~) |
Swampwalker, Wow, you must've really hit the Wild Turkey hard last night at the Gator. You're even slurring when you type. Heard all about your evening since it's now the talk of the town, What's That Smell, Louisiana. Everyone's saying you were sitting on 90-year old Mr. Flanders' lap singing "It's Raining Men" and the "Pina Colada" song when you lost control of your bladder and wet your speedo, again. I'm looking forward to the new speakers and karaoke machine I won for winning the contest on your screen name origin. I just completed construction on my new 'stadium sized' addition to accomodate the speakers. I'm thinking of driving them with a flea watt SET, 8 watts should be plenty. Also, you can keep the speedo I won since you'll probably just send me the one you wore last night. Have fun and leave old man Flanders alone, you crazy nut. |
Sorry, Dude. Speedo already shipped, fedex overnight. NO returns accepted w/o 1500% restocking fee. Hopefully it won't get "moldy" since u are correct, it WAS the one I wore on Satiday. How many u think I got? BTW, I'd check my homeowners a'fore u try to drive those bad boys w any a' them anteek tube amps. The last guy who tried to that had a bit of a "meltdown"! As always, trust your "ears". |
