I think i might just name my next garage diy speaker (buy 200 dollar drivers from uncle satori, slap it on a board/openbaffle) ......Garagio, an Italian sounding name perhaps so i can give it a good entry price.
Garagio by deep33, Price = 80k
Upper model Garagino Rocco by deep33, Price = 250k
You are too poor for the upper model?
Ok, i’ll make a more reachable midlevel model.....Garageone Nico, Price = 120k (about 86% ’performance’ of upper model)