Ah, yes, Florida! Why endure the beauty of snowfall and the changing seasons when you can revel in the joys of stifling heat, constant storms, fire ants, rattlesnakes, brown recluse spiders, black widows, scorpions, alligators, water moccasins, disgusting water, thick humid air, Red Necks with more tattoos than teeth, book banning, a dull, never changing landscape until developers wipe everything out to put up cookie cutter crap boxes that pass for houses down there in God’s Waiting Room?! Why would anyone want to live anywhere else?
