Turntable Recommendation

dwette:

Sell that house and move to Des Moines. 

DeKay

Sell the house and beat the snow by moving to FL.

Ah, yes, Florida! Why endure the beauty of snowfall and the changing seasons when you can revel in the joys of stifling heat, constant storms, fire ants, rattlesnakes, brown recluse spiders, black widows, scorpions, alligators, water moccasins, disgusting water, thick humid air, Red Necks with more tattoos than teeth, book banning, a dull, never changing landscape until developers wipe everything out to put up cookie cutter crap boxes that pass for houses down there in God’s Waiting Room?! Why would anyone want to live anywhere else?

First of all the bugs are no worse than MI. Very few bugs due to the sun.  In fact never seen fire ants, rattlesnakes, brown recluse spiders, black widows, scorpions, alligators, water moccasins, You are stating living in everglades. Much more sunny days then MI. Rain an average of once a week for a few hours. Sunny year around unlike MI grey skies for 5 months. You can have your snow and dangerous driving. We live near the Villages that is the most popular retirement in the USA.Constant storms is another lie. No hotter hear than in MI Average of 90 degrees in summer.  Mornings and evenings much lower temp.