This hobby is for hedonists, not scientists

I ain't no scientist and don't have enough of a budget to be an audiophile. I do like to tinker a little with old turntables. Not even a real technician.

My advice: Any time someone makes a blanket statement painting all audiophiles with the same brush, ignore it. Listen to those that have something helpful and/or constructive to say. 

Yeah well true I think we all do it for pleasure but hard to tell sometimes. 

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