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An Audiophile Nightmare

I woke up this morning and knew I had to share with my fellow AGoners a bit of humor only we would truly understand. Last night asleep, I was suddenly awakened by what was perhaps the single worst nightmare I've ever experienced--one of my speakers had been moved without my permission. That's right, the left speaker was off by at least 2 inches after having spent God knows how many days of precise measuring, re-measuring, and listening. Waking up this morning, I still sensed an unusual disturbance in the force until I walked into my den and suddenly realized that, yes, it was all just a horrible nightmare and that my precious center image was still intact. The relief was incredible, and my morning coffee and Wordle were like heaven!

bojack
bolong
962 posts
 

And then we have those days when it's like, "Nobody touch me"

jmalen123
247 posts
 

The word neurotic comes to mind. Me just likey music.

fastfreight
1,280 posts
 

Funny.  My wife likes to 'straighten up' in the family room....

mahler123
3,996 posts
 

My cleaning woman doesn’t speak a word of English.  I have given up on asking her not to move the speakers so I taped their optimal position on the floor and every two weeks spend 15 minutes readjusting.

  A First World Problem , tbs

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foggyus91
612 posts
 

Y'all need therapy, medication and to fire a cleaning lady.

My cleaning lady works around my speakers and gear in my small listening space. She also speaks the language(assimilated) and is a citizen. She has been cleaning our home for 15 years. She also stays away from my gun safe in the MB closet I had it open one day and she freaked out. 

 

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