Newly patented, infinitely adjustable system tuning

Hi!  That’s awesome because now we can make the sound Perfect for every recording despite the fact that all speakers are flawed and way overpriced when you look at the cost of the parts.  I just patented a knob that lets you direct more of the sound to one side or the other to fix recordings that are not even.  I can’t disclose the name yet, but I bet combining my feature with yours we can make the sound even More Perfect!

Good luck!  I have had little success getting a patent on my amazing invention that lets you center the sound stage, wait for it, WITHOUT MOVING YOUR CHAIR!!!!  I call my invention a "Balance Control", as it allows the listener to adjust the relative volume of the left and right channels with a simple twist of a rotary control knob, or even push buttons on a remote control!  I expect to licence this ingenious device to many manufacturers of high end preamps and integrated amps.  Now, where's my patent?

Don't spoof us Erik, not your style.  That's kenjit's job.

Ok, thank you for that moment of pure genius Erik!!!

It has truly opened my eyes to the possibilities af actually being able to tune the sound for pretty much every piece of music ever recorded, and indeed, every speaker ever made. All this, without having to let Kenjit step foot in my home.

Thank you!

If I may, your idea has given rise to my own idea I would like to share with everyone.

How about this. Not sure if anyone else has this problem, but I am quite tired of having to move closer or further away from the speakers. I never felt this was a good way of adjusting how loud or quiet the music is.

How about, we add a knob that will let you increase, or, decrease the volume directly on the amp??? Radical I know, but we have to find a way to tune these imperfect speakers and recordings without letting Kenjit into our homes...

Hi! Sounds like gratuitous fondling of knobs to me.  Where are those moderators when you need them?