Most amusing album or song titles

"You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly" ---Country Partners (Loretta Lynn & Conway Twitty)

From "Joe's Garage "
Frank Zappa Lyrics"Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?"

[Act I]

[SCENE SEVEN]
[WHY DOES IT HURT WHEN I PEE?]

Shortly after his liaison with the taco stand lady,
JOE makes a horrible discovery...

[JOE:]
Why does it hurt when I pee?
Why does it hurt when I pee?
I don't want no doctor
To stick no needle in me
Why does it hurt when I pee?
I got it from the toilet seat
I got it from the toilet seat
It jumped right up
'N' grabbed my meat
Got it from the toilet seat
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Oh God I probably got the Gon-o-ka-ka-khackus!
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Ai-ee-ai-ee-ahhhh!
Why does it
Why does it
Why does it
Why does it hurt...
when...
I Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?

Personal favs:

 MOD- USA for MOD - loaded with,classics”

SOD. -  speak English or die!  Amazing!

 Two of the greatest albums ever released.  
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metal forever!

"Put the "O" back in Country" - Shooter Jennings

You can tune a piano but you can’t tuna fish....REO Speedwagon