Most amusing album or song titles

How about Spooky Tooth, "You Broke My Heart So I Busted Your Jaw"
or the great Vince Gill title (Not sure he ever actually wrote the song) "It's Hard to Kiss the Lips At Night That Have Been Chewing Your Ass All Day Long".

“I’ve Got all This Ringing in my Ears and None on My Fingers”---Fall Out Boy

"You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly" ---Country Partners (Loretta Lynn & Conway Twitty)

From "Joe's Garage "
Frank Zappa Lyrics"Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?"

[Act I]

[SCENE SEVEN]
[WHY DOES IT HURT WHEN I PEE?]

Shortly after his liaison with the taco stand lady,
JOE makes a horrible discovery...

[JOE:]
Why does it hurt when I pee?
Why does it hurt when I pee?
I don't want no doctor
To stick no needle in me
Why does it hurt when I pee?
I got it from the toilet seat
I got it from the toilet seat
It jumped right up
'N' grabbed my meat
Got it from the toilet seat
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Oh God I probably got the Gon-o-ka-ka-khackus!
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Ai-ee-ai-ee-ahhhh!
Why does it
Why does it
Why does it
Why does it hurt...
when...
I Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?

Personal favs:

 MOD- USA for MOD - loaded with,classics”

SOD. -  speak English or die!  Amazing!

 Two of the greatest albums ever released.  
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metal forever!