Machina Dynamica


Does anyone take the products that Machina Dynamica sells. There is a bell for sale here where you are supposed to ring it in different rooms throughout the house. What does that have to do with audio?
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I don't know about the poles reversing but now some think the universe is actually two dimensional and it's something akin to a hologram projection that we live in. Two dimensions make it much easier to relate to and compute in and is gaining favor in scientific circles.

All the best,
Nonoise
I assume these products are all a joke at the expense of totally gullible audiophiles. Am I wrong? Have the magnetic poles of sanity reversed?
Use the clickable link from Mapman's post on 3/4/13. It should be clear to you then. You may still feel ronery after watching it.
"When you use the word ronery am I correct in assuming it's jibber jabber for the word horny? And if so have you tried a long cold shower?"

You would be incorrect with that assumption.

Watch the movie. You'll get it.

I might try a long cold shower anyhow.
Mapman, help me out. I'm a little confused, not being familiar with Team America. When you use the word ronery am I correct in assuming it's jibber jabber for the word horny? And if so have you tried a long cold shower?
"Team America" is a hilarious movie! Much like our friend GEoff!

Two standout scenes I recall:

1) The "Ronery" SOng
2) The puppets getting it on

Of course its by the guy behind SOuth Park, so do not expect any holds barred or political correctness! My apologies to any who might find the stereotyping there offensive. If you can't handle Cartman from South Park, this movie is not for you.
Mapman, the 'Ronery' link was hilarious. The best laugh I've had in a while.

I don't know how we could forget "Plan 9 from outer space". I can picture Ed Wood (GK) behind the partion wall with the flying saucer (tweak) hanging from a stick. The MD ads carry about the same authenticity as the movie.
Csontos wrote,

"You forgot Mullholland (sic) Drive."

Lost Highway would be more like it.
Tm,

Not just a bell, a QUANTUM TEMPLE BELL!!!!!!!!!!

Get with the program!

QUANTUM + TEMPLE gotta = TECHNO_SPIRITUAL HEAVEN!!!!

:^)
"1166 sales. (2) neutral feedbacks. All the rest positive."

I've seen that. It is an interesting metric to consider! The only thing I could say with certainty about it is its surely a part of how MD stays in business. Also that it probably has a lot to do with what people think about their purchase and what people think does not always match the facts. I've bought a lot of useless crap over the years, especially when younger, and had no complaints except perhaps much later in hindsight. Just saying....
Well that makes perfect sense, doesn't it. Fantasy morphing into reality. Except for one thing. You may have overlooked that it didn't really happen.
I didn't want to do it but I'm pulling out the big guns.

A. Contact

B. Lawrence of Arabia

C. One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest

D. Paranormal Activity

E. Invasion of the Body Snatchers

F. Dawn of the Dead

G. Groundhog Day

H. Cannibal Holocaust
I don't own any Machina Dynamica products.
But, I have no problem with the seller.
Let me explain.

1166 sales. (2) neutral feedbacks. All the rest positive.

Check out Vpatel on Audiogon:

386 sales. (2) neutral feedbacks. (9) negatives - many on big ticket items.

See if you can guess which seller I'll never buy from?
Geoff,You can wrap it up any way you like.But,,,its just so hard not to make fun of MD.Little copper flying saucers taped to your window !Sometimes I feel bad that I make fun of your products.But everytime I see an ad like the flying saucers(or clocks,pebbles,,,)I dont feel bad.Sorry.But even the best joke gets stale after a while.So until you come up with a new product ,I am going to try to stop laughing at MD.
How about
a. Analyze this

b. Austin Powers - International man of mystery

c. The man with two brains

d. The nutty professor

e. True lies
Csontos wrote,

"Which movie does it remind you of Geoff, Liar Liar? Whew, eh?"

Since you ask, Pleasantville.

Poll - Which movie does this thread most remind you of?

A. 12 Angry Men

B. Revenge of the Nerds

C. Close Encounters of the Third Kind

D. Rochelle Rochelle

E. Awakenings
Maybe I will give one a shot and report back. Then once and for all we can say if there is something in it or not. I am not a fan of all talk and no trousers.
Chadeffect (System | Threads | LOL,Chad,Thats good!!
Have any of you tried these Machina Dynamica "products"?

I haven't followed this thread too fully, but I always say the proof of the pudding is in the eating. You can theorise all day long but until someone has given it a go its all hot air isn't it?

Maybe I will give one a shot and report back. Then once and for all we can say if there is something in it or not. I am not a fan of all talk and no trousers.
Actually I think his alter ego is Narcissus. But he seems to be careful not to stare into the pool for too long. Hindsight is 20/20 after all. My goodness, could it be that Geoff is Dr. Smith's mentor?!!! I believe we've come full circle. Batten down the hatches; Poseidon is about to take us on a serious dive into the abyss!
Coconut Audio recently offered to barter a pair of his high level cables for a working watch and some food.
Look, the Cosmonium did make Dr. Smith's stone monument/statue he made of himself come to life! Then it wanted more to stay alive! Gotta love Irwin Allen!

Oh the pain, the pain!!!!
Maybe Coconut is Geoff's high-rent alter ego? One sale there = many MD sales.
Coconut Audio recently offered to barter a pair of his high level cables for a working watch and some food.
At least Geoffs prices are realistic.His cousin from Sweden at coconut audio has a digital IC the adria for 100,000.00.Even made with Belden cable.Sell one a year and make a good living!
Too funny,Geoff got cosmonium from his mentor Dr.Smith,,who was scammed,,,, called them brilliant pebbles and offers to sell them (and many other interesting items)to Audiophiles on Earth! Robot"Danger Earthlings Danger!"
Geoffs first product ,The Nimbus Unipivot Sub-Hertz Isolation Platform.The Nimbus was so tricky to construct and set-up ,that it was virtually impossible to duplicate! Went from the Nimbus to cutting pieces of copper foil into simple shapes he calls ,,flying saucers.OK!
Why are you putting down the Great Gazoo? He's everybody's hero, isn't he? Now Dr. Smith is a different story. Wouldn't surprise me if he is Geoff's mentor.
Dr. Smith found some brilliant pebbles of sorts on lost in space once. I think t was called cosmonium. Turned out he was scammed.
You got it too! If someone goes and jumps in the lake, I may or may not follow. However, audio mags just don't interest me. I'd rather play.
Csontos wrote,

"For the record Geoff, I rely on feedback from the general population in regards to the performance of the audio products I make decisions on."

Interesting. So it sounds like you wish to progress no further than the general population. That's not very adventuresome. :-)

Csontos also wrote,

"I have never read or owned an audio mag."

Ah, I see, you mistrust reviewers and trust the general population.

:-)
For the record Geoff, I rely on feedback from the general population in regards to the performance of the audio products I make decisions on. I have never read or owned an audio mag. Not sure what you mean by Peer Review/ validation process but if you consider sane common sensical opinions on the so-called tweaks your peddling to be a conservative choke-hold on the progress and betterment of our hobby, then I suppose we're in for some really fabulous technological breakthroughs thanks to MD in about fifty years. Imagine taking the lid off your hi-end amp and finding nothing but a box full of rocks. Amazing! Or maybe a tiny orchestra of bumble-bees humming out a tune. I can just see it now; Bedrock will by then be a veritable metropolis with all the advancements you could expect from a burgeoning little stone-age town. Fred and Barney busting with pride.

BTW, you did use the Flintstones to come up with your ideas, didn't you? Come on, tell the truth.
Raytheprinter wrote,

"Geoff,This thread is not about the products you have mentioned.
Stereo5 asked about Machina Dynamica products."

Machina Dynamica, a brief history. My web site was initially set up and designed by Dr. Thomas Slivinski, the first PhD in Computer Science from U. Of Illinois, Urbana, and one of the designers of the advanced computer at Urbana that became the model for HAL 9000 in the movie, 2001- A Space Odyssey. Machina Dynamica started out with one product, the Nimbus Unipivot Sub-Hertz Isolation Platform, a 6-degree-of-freedom isolation stand that debuted at CES in the Mapleshade/Gallo room. The Nimbus was so tricky to construct and set up that it was virtually impossible to duplicate. Hardened steel spring-based Promethean Base replaced Nimbus five years later. About that time I discovered crystals and produced the world's first comprehensive crystal-based audio product - Brilliant Pebbles, named after the Star Wars weapon system. Next there was a turquoise scattered laser light absorber for CD and a yellow one for Blu Ray. Then a few things that go bump in the night - extensively treated clocks, improving systems over the telephone, quantum chips with synthetic atoms, things of that nature. Machina Dynamica's copper foils for windows and the Pretzel Logic Reef Knot Device for audio and non-audio cables are the latest products. I am also the only dealer for Princeton University and International Consciousness Research Laboratories' The Mind Lamp - an color-changing ambient light device the color pattern of which is influenced by human thought.
Geoff,This thread is not about the products you have mentioned.
Stereo5 asked about Machina Dynamica products .
Tpreaves wrote,

"Still skirting the issue I see."

What issue would that be? I don't want you to feel like I'm ignoring you or minimizing your contribution. LOL
Sabai wrote,

"Geoffkait,
It's interesting that you mentioned "SteinMusic Harmonizer, Bybee Quantum Filters, Mpingo Disc, Shakti Stone, Schumann Frequency Generator, CD demagnetizers, tiny little bowl resonators". Are you seriously putting your things on the same playing field? I don't hear anyone else but you doing so."

I hate to judge before all the facts are in, but it appears you might be having a reading comprehension moment as I was using the SteinMusic Harmonizer, et al as examples of controversial, or at least unconventional, audio tweaks that have NOT been peer reviewed or validated, I mean other than the usual audio magazine review, which I'm assuming you Über Skeptics don't count as peer review or validation. I provided this list of audio devices in response to a demand from Csontos for peer review, validation and more complete evidence of my products. Csontos being an excellent example of someone who actually believes high end audio products undergo some sort of Peer Review or validation process. Follow?
Raytheprinter wrote,

"Geoff made it in ,Ripoff Report,The following is from James Randi's website (www.randi). Do not fall for this scam. Read everything Randi has to say about this company!"

Yeah, right. James Randi wouldn't have any reason to lie, would he? Lol