Greatest song titles..


I had just posted regarding excellent artists,,,

I'm wondering, is there any greater song title other than.. "To be of use"? This is on Smog's "Red Apple Falls" lp. Think about it.
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A very smelly grubby little oik

Or

The dog the dog hes at it again

Or

Nine feet underground
Theo,

Is that "You Broke My Heart so I Busted Your Jaw" by Spooky Tooth, or a different song?

Then there are the Dandy Don Meredith country candidates:

"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy"

"My wife ran off with my best friend and I miss him"