You know you're an audiophile if--

When your amp cost over $5000.00 and was state of the art in 1980 ... and you presently have it safely tucked away as a spare.

You still have a bump on your head from all the times you stood up from looking into the Harveys Electronics store window on West 8th Street, Greenwich Village, NYC. I was 14... My GLORY days of hifi. Hop on a train and hit stereo exchange and drool over all the used gear. than walk over to 8th street - more drooling and if you were lucky and had a half a buck in your pocket, train uptown to rub your nose on more hifi glass storefronts. What a time. Now that I can afford to walk in and shop, alot of those stores are gone...

...your equipment is smoke, animal and children free.

First one leaves most rockers out, last one most Classical lovers, middle one explains dearth of lady 'philes .

If you have a big bunch of RCA Living Stereo CDs but never play them.