@audphile1 great news on the CD player!
@thecarpathian WHY WOULD YOU THINK I DID NOT ASK FOR THE TRACKING NUMBER?WHY?
I did. He said: "yeah, I see it, it's a long one brother!" I tried to ask what it is, but he seemed to be inclined to hang up on me. I think I will order one and bring it to him.
As for him being imaginary, paid actor, prank, etc. those are valid points. Again, with Robin Gibb's words: the joke is on me. You guys have fun and working gear (boring!), I have my story.

