This hobby is for hedonists, not scientists

Not sure whether I prefer scientific hedonism or hedonistic science. 

To understand all this l must put my science hedon.

Note…. I think scientists do have a sense of humour. They just need to find or remember where they left it.

Scientists make informed hedonists.

Food scientists say bagels make the best substitutions for hedonphone cushions.
Lightweight dual purpose flexibility on long journeys, or when hunger pangs set in.

@mylogic 

Food scientists say bagels make the best substitutions for hedonphone cushions. Lightweight dual purpose flexibility on long journeys, or when hunger pangs set in.

 As a former bagel baker, I’ll weigh in. Real NY style bagels do not stay "cushion-like".  The mass-produced, extruded variety loaded with dough conditioners and preservatives and baked on sheet pans might. But given the choice, why would anyone opt for the latter?