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An Audiophile Nightmare

I woke up this morning and knew I had to share with my fellow AGoners a bit of humor only we would truly understand. Last night asleep, I was suddenly awakened by what was perhaps the single worst nightmare I've ever experienced--one of my speakers had been moved without my permission. That's right, the left speaker was off by at least 2 inches after having spent God knows how many days of precise measuring, re-measuring, and listening. Waking up this morning, I still sensed an unusual disturbance in the force until I walked into my den and suddenly realized that, yes, it was all just a horrible nightmare and that my precious center image was still intact. The relief was incredible, and my morning coffee and Wordle were like heaven!

bojack
moonwatcher
581 posts
 

A laser rangefinder can be your friend. 

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kingbr
480 posts
 

Absolutely LOVED this post😂!! I’m so anally OCD about my gear that when I had an electrician over to run a dedicated 20Amp circuit for my rig, I moved my right front speaker so he could access the outlet. I could not have been more adamant and specific to him when I said “Don’t worry about the speaker I’ll take care of it after”. I felt like really saying (and I probly should have) “please don’t touch the speaker I don’t want anyone touching it besides me”😂…well lo and behold when he was done he comes and says all set and I put the speaker back for you”. It took all I had to control myself as I was HORRIFIED😂! The first thing my wife said was “You’re not getting new speakers so I’ll help you get it back in position and we’ll wipe the whole thing down”
 

True story! Glad to know I’m not the only one with this issue…thanks for sharing😂

motown-l
346 posts
 

I remember those days. Now I accept disturbances to my cost limited system, in my acoustically challenged listening space. The only caveat to that is my insistence that NOBODY TOUCH THE TURNTABLE!!!

bolong
962 posts
 

And then we have those days when it's like, "Nobody touch me"

jmalen123
247 posts
 

The word neurotic comes to mind. Me just likey music.

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