I sort of get the glad handing of reviewers and manufacturers, the money thing.
As a years long viewer of "Top Gear", I loved it when they would wholly thrash a European supercar for its inability to simply fit through the streets of its home country. Or, point out that the talent of a large displacement Detroit engine was simply to turn petrol into noise. It was brilliant. I always felt that style of review could find an audience in the American culture.
"The essence of these large floor standers seems more of a Feng Sheu architectural room divider than that of a respectable acoustical transducer of music".
"The robust design of the amplifier leaned more towards an industrial door stop than the intended conveyance of meaningful enjoyable musical amplification".

