Top 5 Reaons to NOT BUY A TURNTABLE.

And yet here we are. For the most part it has been enjoyable.

@rauliruegas I do enjoy Digital listened all day today.

Again read my earlier  comment I enjoy streams, cd, but analog the most.

Form me it is about the music not the freaking gear. As a musician it always has been.

have a wonderful rest of your day.

The real top 5 reasons: 

1. Chronic diarrhea 
2. You live in a van down by the river 
3. You don’t believe in hand washing 
4. Big round disks make you ill 
5. If you play a record backwards, demons will enter your soul 

Seriously, it’s just a personal (and costly) choice. Nobody should be criticized one way or the other. I spent a lot on a vinyl set up and I don’t use it much because I’ve found that my time is so limited and streaming is so much easier. I wish I had more time.  It’s a luxury and lost art, but not a convenient one. Everyone has good points. 

Top five reasons not to read Miller's posts
5.  Rude to everyone.
4.  Spends too much on tweaks.
3.  Opinionated and dogmatic.
2.   Boing boing  - say no more.
1.   Cannot spell 'weird'.

Right on Audioguy.
I don't get snap crackle and pop either.
In fact rarely any surface noise that can be heard against the programme.
I have a wet clean vacuum system cleaner, Nitty Gritty Mini-Pro.  I only clean discs that are noisy.  So far I have cleaned less 150 of 3500 pieces - I know, I put on a new Nagaoka inner on all cleaned LPs and there are 50 in each pack

Do these guys eat pizza off their records?  The big 12 inch ones.
Or take them to bed with them when they are with the wife?

5 top stupid things people do with LPs anyone?

There are three kinds of audiophile:
1.  Fetishistic cleaners who clean their new LPs with three different systems.
2.   Those who eat off 'em.
3.   Normal