[Just for fun] Favorite Thread Derailleurs


As a long-time lurker on many audio threads I have come to enjoy the sheer number of times threads get derailed by "helpful" folks who recommend solutions wildly out of the OP's request. For example:

OP: I am looking for a pair of small desktop speakers for $1,000 or less that will blend well with my Sprout amp. Space is at a premium as I live in a small apartment. Thanks.

Derailleur 1: Magnepan 1.7s should be on your list. While too large for a desk, and quite a bit more than 1,000, they will shock you with their soundstage! Of course they are also difficult to drive, so you will want to upgrade your Sprout to something that is 2 ohm stable -- you should be able to find something here on the 'gon for under $2,000 if you look around.ย 

Derailleur 2: Why are you getting speakers? Clearly headphones would be a better choice. The Sennheiser 820s can be had for only $2,500 -- a slight stretch, perhaps, but well worth it.

Derailleur 3: OP, you did not specify what color your walls are painted, what the surface of your desk is made from, and what kind of computer mouse you are using--all of these will interact with your speakers and can cause major differences in sound. I highly recommend you get a Taj Mahal Electro-Piezo Mouse Pad Isolator, which retail for only $899 -- opened the midrange response to a shocking degree in my system and highly recommended!

--you get the idea :)ย  Put your favorite in the comments below!ย 
wassaicwill
Some energetic music played on the system will significantly enhance your workout on the stationary bike positioned exactly equidistant from the two speakers.
Its like, one day everyone goes for a ride and its all nice and tranquil. Oh every once in a while a little snick, snick. But for the most part its all the soft fluffing of air and chain.

Then all of a sudden one ride CLICKCLICKCLICKCLICK holy crap those click shifters caught on fast!
This has turned out way better than I'd hoped ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Thank you all for playing along, Happy Thanksgiving to those for whom it applies. My Focal 926 are due tomorrow and I'm very excited--though I *might* have forgotten to tell my wife...
Derailleurs?!?ย  You've got to be kidding me!ย  You really must try a Rohloff internal geared hub with a Rohbox shifter to go with your brifters.ย  Keep all of the good stuff out of the way of grit, grime, and stuff.ย  You will thank me later!
Fine, but...

All future responders to this thread must first answer this simple question/choice in order that we can get a grip on where they are truly coming from.

Which is:

Pick (only) one as your favorite...

A. Ginger
B. Mary Ann
C. George Gobel

I pick C. George Gobel - flat out/hands down.

Geoffrey will (I assume) attempt to add Canoe to the list, but kindly just ignore him.

DeKay