Why all or most audiophiles are men?

"Men like bright shiny objects."

Have you ever seen a woman staring at the shiny diamond? Not much of a dislike in her eyes.

Men like gear and women like shoes and bags. There are exceptions of course.

People are stupid. 

Actually men don’t listen, just compete. That’s why it’s never good enough. My wife will listen to any of my gear with no complaints while I dissect each little nuance and she just sits there smiling and tapping her feet. I wonder what it would be like to be like her for a day? Must be great to be so carefree. Wait... my ability to make money has allowed her to be like that! On second thought, *^#ew her. I’m buying some new speakers. 

Men like to impress men.  Women like to impress women. Also, men like to impress women and women like to impress men.That's as far as I've got so far.