Why I am Selling


To all of those nice people good enough to e-mail me and ask why I am selling:

It's not so much the noxious clouds of smoke or the neutron-glow, although in combination the two seem to have killed our house plants; it may a little more be the gamma rays. The neighbor claims the ray killed his dog, but I don't believe it. After it warms up, the zapping and crackling sounds can barely be heard, and the ozone smell subsides after a few days -- the fact that the street lights no longer dim is, I am sure, pure coincidence, as are the thwump!-ing sounds coming from the loudspeakers. Much like the crackle and pop of vinyl, you can hear the pure music right through these little noises. No, I am selling it because I found something only slightly better -- and, given that I had to pay 200 times as much to get it, I suggest you buy mine right now! (Please allow a week after the auction closes for the unit to return to room temperature).
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I'm selling cause I want to hit the latest breakthrough in digital reproduction: enhanced fuzzy logic 96/768 upsampling & oversampling cdp. On 2nd thought, that product phasecorrect is touting -- no highs, no lows, no hassle -- sounds good. B.O.S.E.? Have to check them out, probably a garage operation known only to the cognoscenti...
Yo, Rosstaman, you got the stuff man? what's takin' so long dude. You mean you can't get rid of that Bose system man. I'm getting cold bro. I need it bad man. (sniff!)
Jrwr7, I returned the Bose system to the home I burglarized. I couldn't even pawn it off for free. Sorry Jrwr7, you'll have to sweat this one out. Unless, you want to give me your Plinius, Dynaudios, and Krell equipment and I'll try to get you straight.
Hey Rosstaman,

I hope my post made you laugh half as much as I'm laughing right now. I've been able to overcome the shakes and come to my senses enough to realize how much I love my system. Sorry to disappoint you........John