Wise audio aphorisms

I think you are going to be sick

You know what I heard........? GOATS!

I don't get it somehow

a fool and his money soon are parted.
there is no fool like an audiophool.
there are no absolutes. its all a matter of opinion.
sound quality is mind over matter. if you don't mind it doesn't matter.
pigs get slaughtered.
tubes rule. don't be a solid state fool.
solid state is a miserable state.
you can dress up digital but i's still a pig.
garbage in , garbage out, except when it passes through a euphonic tube amp.

ther's more, but this will do.

Vibratory waveforms only bind to what receive it. Sound not heard is no sound. Sound half heard is mediocrity.