The one I have has a ballast, so doesn’t strobe
That's a pity. Incidentally my incandescent bulbs strobe enough to allow me to set the speed on my Garrard 301, which has big strobe marks on the rim of the platter. My workshop LED lamps strobe beautifully.
I joke about IKEA, and they deliberately design the layout to keep you meandering for as long as possible. I had to refit my partner's bathroom / laundry and we fronted up to IKEA with our sketches. In what felt like under two hours, we had professional drawings, a full bill-of-materials, and everything picked at their nearby warehouse waiting to be loaded. I mean everything! Impressed? You bet!

