"Ok literally had a retailer tell me I should want a longer digital cable (USB to be specific) vs a shorter one."
@rjduncan - In the case of a USB cable, your retailer is misinformed. He is likely referring to the belief by some experts that a length of at least 1.5M is optimal for digital S/PDIF cables, and mistakenly applying that to USB cables. Most successful salespeople are good on the people side of things but not all of them are as strong technically. Just being ignorant of technical information does not necessarily make the retailer a "sleezball salesman", even considering all of his flamboyant hyperbole.

