you are all crazy. What's the big deal??? Anyone can learn in 30 seconds to handle the needle. It must be a pain to be around you...
It's not always so cut and dry as you seem to think. I have a Clearaudio Master Innovation with three tonearms and very expensive cartridges. It's easy enough to bang into one of them if you don't pay attention and aren't careful enough. It's not for novices to handle, and who wants to answer to a broken cantilever on a very expensive cartridge?

