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We used to spend a week in FL every spring for the 12 Hours of Sebring. That was enough to learn there's nothing there to compel me to live in Florida.

@jimbennet , Oh, my.

You seem to have an odd preoccupation with Michigan. I’ve never been to Michigan. Heard it’s quite naturey.

Let me clue you in on a little tidbit you may find interesting:

I’ve lived on and off and worked in Florida for over 40 years and currently own a home there in the northeast part of it. I was also a firefighter in Panama City in the panhandle. I’ve traveled all over Florida including the Villages area where you live.

So, yeah. There is that.

You also seem to be under the impression if you’ve never seen it, it doesn’t exist.

So, let’s address your ’everglades’ comment and lack of knowledge about the wildlife you have surrounding you. Post forthcoming...

Here’s an updated and accurate list of the poisonous, venomous, and otherwise dangerous wildlife that are commonly found in and around The Villages, Florida — based on local reports and wildlife guides for the area. movingtothevillagesfl.com+1

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🐊 Large Dangerous Reptiles

These animals aren’t venomous, but they can be dangerous to people and pets by size and aggression if threatened:

American Alligator

• Common around lakes, retention ponds, canals, marshes and water features throughout The Villages.

• Can be dangerous, especially if approached or fed by humans. movingtothevillagesfl.com+1

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🐍 Venomous Snakes

Venomous snakes do occur near The Villages, though sightings are relatively uncommon in the most developed residential neighborhoods — they are more often in wooded areas, golf courses, and around ponds. movingtothevillagesfl.com+1

1. Florida Cottonmouth (Water Moccasin)

• Most frequently encountered venomous snake in the area, especially near water.

• Venomous pit viper; bites require medical attention. thevillagessnakes.com+1

2. Pygmy Rattlesnake

• Small but venomous rattlesnake that may be present in dry upland areas, turf edges, and wooded patches. thevillagessnakes.com

3. Eastern Diamondback Rattlesnake

• Present in the broader region; more common in scrubby/pine flatwoods than in manicured lots, but can occasionally be found around The Villages. thevillagessnakes.com

4. Eastern Coral Snake

• Rare but present in central Florida including around The Villages; highly venomous. thevillagessnakes.com

Note: Some sources list copperhead and timber rattlesnakes among snakes in Sumter County, but these species are rare or not typically found within The Villages itself. thevillagessnakes.com

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🕷️ Venomous Spiders

Common in residential areas:

1. Southern Black Widow Spider

• Venomous bite that can cause significant symptoms; often found in garages, sheds, dark corners, and under furniture. Florida’s Poison Control Centers

2. Brown Widow Spider

• Also venomous (generally less so than black widows), increasingly common around houses and patios. Florida’s Poison Control Centers

Red widows occur in specialized scrub habitats (not common in developed Villages neighborhoods). Wikipedia

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🦂 Scorpions

1. Hentz Striped Scorpion

• The most commonly encountered scorpion in central Florida yards and garages.

2. Florida Bark Scorpion

• Less common but still seen occasionally.

Neither is typically life-threatening, but their sting can be painful.

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🐜 Venomous / Stinging Insects

Common and worth noting because of pain/allergic risk:

• Fire ants (stings are painful and can cause allergic reactions)

Hmm, the extended list seems to have been cut short. You also have velvet ants and stinging caterpillars. Call me madcap zany, but I find it really helps to know what I’m talking about before I talk. But, you do you...

Let’s also address rainfall as I don’t appreciate being accused of lying.

You state:

"Rain an average of once a week for a few hours. "

The average amount of days it rains in the Ocala area (you know, around where you live?) per year is 148 days. So, unless you have a 1038 day calender (48 weeks) you’re a tad off on your statement. So yeah, I’d say a rainstorm every 2.5 days is pretty constant. And that’s particular to your area and not the wettest part. I’ll stop there as I’ve grown bored and disinterested, plus it's time for my snack and nap.

I never knew this much about Florida. 

I went there once. It did not feel like God’s waiting room, more like the Devil’s. But that was probably from seeing so much red. The signs and hats and flags and all that. You know if I spelled it out, it would be woke and all that, which as we know kills more people than a trans woman at a college dual meet.