Thanks for the writeup. I get your point regarding the crossovers... As paralleling two woofers in a tower speaker with a mid and tweeter is very common, deciding the impedance of those woofers along with the crossover design will define the low ohm situation that will fine tune the sound. The debate seems to be whether some caps & resistors in the crossover are there just to make the speaker sound different (preferably better) with "low ohm" capable amps to elevate the perceived value of the speaker and/or amp ? especially, if those parts are really not required to enhance the sound. As you writeup explains, why not parallel 16 ohm woofers rather than 8 ohm speakers to alleviate the issue ? As you say, because the loudness of the 8 ohm speakes paralleled might match better the cabinet, mid range speaker & tweeter for a better overall sound.... Nowadays, you hear many DIY speakers pushing for flat frequency response and nice impedance curves. I guess the real question comes down to -- does this or will this really sound better to everyone in every room with every stereo ?
I would think that the crossover logic that you are seeing as "illogical" is an attempt to differentiate the speaker from other commodity speakers and make them seem special, especially, with a reviewer comment like " these speakers really come to life with xxx amp". Exactly as your writeup articulates.
Note: To speak to your point, I am running Wilson W/P 8 speakers with two McIntosh MC275 tube amps monoblocked. These speakers have a couple of low impedance dips in the woofer frequencies, and when moderately loud, they sound better with two McIntosh MC275 tube amps in monoblock mode rather than just one MC275 tube amp in stereo mode.

