Ok, but does your audio gear have rotons (metamaterials)?

@tony1954-  How am I doing?

Well, that was quick!
From the Synergistic Research website:
"By utilizing our Rotonic Pulse Generator in conjunction with our patent pending Dynamic Quantum Tunneling Entanglement Field Dispersement Device , we are able to encapsulate the listener in a ’sonic bliss bubble’. By dispersing the rotons in a clockwise manner (Northern Hemisphere only) we are able to neutralize any invisible ionic room storms that propagate in most dedicated listening areas.
This creates a neutral listening atmosphere where pure sonic wave propagation encompasses the listener in a cocoon of purified sound."
$3499. 30 day risk free trial. 😃

     I have some older Synergistic cables (Tesla Apex, a couple versions of AC Master Coupler and Tricon phono cable) and love the enhancements they made, in my system.  
     But GEEZ: the technology mentioned in the OP's article, hasn't even been developed yet (now: THAT'S hype)!
     Gotta wonder: how long will it take them, to have a set for the Southern Hemisphere?    The guys Down Under, have to be chompin' at the bit!
   
                                  Just SLIGHTLY over the top!  
   
                                           DISAPPOINTED!

I create my own "sonic bliss bubble" by imbibing a good glass of burgundy. The burgundy ends up dispersing the old fashioned way.
That cocoon I feel is the good old warm and fuzzies that I always get.

All the best,
Nonoise

bubble not needed if you don’t have a dedicated listening space. Mine is shared with the intermediate wine cellar. IF i squint, it looks like the giant hadron collider….

thank god i work with ex Dwave and Cray dudes, they can help me create the bubble….wait for it…..with software…..

carry on