Dollars to donuts, those who deride fuses are terrified of trying them for fear of actually hearing the difference. Kind of like staying a virgin until getting married and once the knot is tied, has to always reassure himself that he didn't miss out on anything. As the years go by, he's nagged by doubt and a good deal of remorse, yet goes overboard to keep up the illusion of a great marriage and, in an overbearing manner, advocates the same for others.
All the best,
Nonoise