Most amusing album or song titles

"A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying"

The Bloodhound gang

“It crawled into my hands, honest!” By the Fugs (album and song)
lyrics also Fugs:
...my baby went out with another guy and I feel like homemade sh!t...
So much for a wasted youth!

"You Bought It - You Name It"  Joe Walsh

Mars Volta captured the ultimate in degraded human existence with the album title: "De-loused in a Comatorium."  I thought that was morbidly funny.

The Gorillaz' "Laika Come Home" is also pretty funny to me.

A group with a somewhat amusing name--Black Box Recorder--did a song called "Watch the Angel Not the Wire" which I think is clever.  

I also like Thomas Dolby's album: "Aliens Ate My Buick."