What's the funniest song you ever heard?

Somebody did a song about Gary Hart right after it got out that he slept with...an intern? I can't remember who. I'm told John Denver did the song at some concerts, and a lady was nice enough to send me a tape of it, which I've long since lost. Anyway, HILARIOUS song!!

If anyone happens to know where I can find it, I'd be both amazed and appreciative!

"The Scotsman" by Brian Bowers.

Broke,

Did some research - looks like Cross wrote it, but the only performance I've heard is Bowers'. I'll have to see if Cross actually sang it, too, and see if I can (legally) download it! :)