The WKRP pseudo-cast was actually based on 2 RL events.
One was a drop of live turkeys with the idea that the birds would flap their wings on the trip down.
They didn't comply, instead just folded and fell. Messy....and basically inedible.
The second event was with frozen turkeys that broke windshields, dented hoods, roofs, and clipped the unwary. Edible was...variable.
Hope yours was limited to Unc Ernie being....well Ernie. ;)
Us? Opted for lamb, already...dismembered. 👍😁
*We now return you to your Black Friday pursuits. Shop early and often. We have a national budget to restore....*
Kidding aside....hope it was/is the holiday you'd hoped for.
Warm wishes from the psychotroll....*G*