Wise audio aphorisms

Following the great axiom 'reality is perception', what can be said about audio obsession that can elevate the understanding of the outsider? What can explain what we do? The beauty, love, and awe?

An unemployed comedian is nobody's fool.

You pays yer money and you takes yer chances.

Mod does not necessarily mean improve.

The first one now shall later be last.

Many preamps are called but few are chosen.

A review is just an opinion.

The difference between men and boys is the price of their toys.

Less is more.

The used market is the ultimate critic.

Based on illusion and steeped in confusion.

It's all about sound...I need more pictures.

You can tune a piano,but you cant tune a fish....did I write that right??Move your amp closer to the phone if your going to tell me whats wrong with it,I sure can't fix it from there.......