Yippee!! I don't know how to spell John Dean's primal yell, but that's what I'd say if I could! I've followed your odyssey from the sidelines... quite a venture!
As for "And no, I won't tell what I did that was so f@#%$g stupid," you damn well better! How will we ever believe that you are a mere mortal if you don't spill the beans?!
As for "And no, I won't tell what I did that was so f@#%$g stupid," you damn well better! How will we ever believe that you are a mere mortal if you don't spill the beans?!