You know you're an audiophile if--


You just got a pair of speakers you can barely move yourself (inverse proportionality with age probably too)

The first house you bought cost less than your current stereo investment (ditto)

You have boxes of cables with which you don't know what to do
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if you've ever considered selling off your stereo and getting out of the "hobby." Otherwise, you're a melomane, just like me.

Arthur
Hi Arthur, I looked up "melomane" in two dictionaries and could not find a description.

Bob
A melomane is one who is in love with music. It is from French, although I'm sure it is in the OED.

Arthur
Your wife tells you she is filling for divorce and you next thought is
"far out, now I can have my system cranked 24/7."