The original question may have been flippant, but there is a serious point buried in it. We can never be sure another audiophile shares our subjective experience of sound any more than our perception of the colour red.
There are objective features of it like having deep tuneful bass, resonant acoustic guitars or sharp image imaging that we can agree on. Yet there is no way of describing what I like about listening to music when it sounds really good to me.
I know exactly what it is when I hear it, but there’s absolutely no way to express it in words.