Here's two things that make me want to tie someone up in a chair, beat them with a monkey wrench and make them listen to the soundtrack of "Annie" on an endless loop.
Take the guy that's selling a 5 year old piece of gear that listed for $5,000.00 when it was brand new. He's asking $2,500.00 for the item. His title reads... "Oompa Doompa Class Z Power Amp 50% off!
Hey stupid. It's only 50% off if it's brand new, not 5 years old.
Secondly, the line "Lowballs Will Be Politely Ignored." Guess what? It's too late. You've just acknowledged the lowballers by including that line in your ad.
Stop it. I implore you.

