Look at my beautiful cds and sacds dude...I can fondle them in a ritualistic fashion, enjoy the artwork, read the lyrics and slowly....very slowly....very very slowly....insert them into my beautiful looking SACD player, whilst i cherish the sound of its tray opening. Thereafter, i trace the outlines of the beautiful buttons on my sacd player, fondle it a li’l more, before i press the button.
mmmmmm, It feels like an amazing ritual.
I don’t have to swim around in my bathtub with the vinyl, keep swimmin...bubble bath it with some hiny.... Popping, crackling, fluttering away, baking, dewarping...wow....wow...wow...bow...wow...wow...saves me from all of that bumbling fing nonsense....

Vinyl plastic feels a lot like that lousy red plastic cup dude.

