How can we have missed this opportunity?

I'm surprised your post hasn't been deleted already.  Seems that humor isn't appreciated here!

You people's sarcasm detectors aren't working. Replace the batteries

@retiredaudioguy in your favor you did start the post "to quote " nice equipment 

@retiredaudioguy 

I get it.  Thanks for sharing.

Reminds me of a comment I read on a different topic:

"It reads like someone swallowed a thesaurus, and had violent, uncontrollable diarrhea."

This is 😁. Keep up the humor it's well documented in medicine that humor helps the immune system.