Freezers don't get that cold. So, you need to travel on reindeer back to the frozen north of Canada, Russia or even some place near Barrow Alaska for cable cryo treatment. Bury it in the permafrost and keep it buried for 2 years.
Play this ritualistic audiophile track during your cryo treatment travels to the yukon.
https://youtu.be/tzdasXF9H0U?si=E0Gq0ik8TX27WNiS
When the 2 year mark is up, retrieve it on reindeer back.
Is it ready to go now? Not only no, but, hell no.
Now, your 4000 hours of hdmi break-in commences (as mentioned in other comments).

