"...a ridiculously priced fuse to throw shade at the reasonably priced ones..."

A shade? That is a full blackout. In order of 1:1000.
"Just how many here went to the link I provided and listened to what the engineers at Yamaha found?"

It seems I am the second one.
"^^^ My cell phone keeps perfect time. Do I need this?

https://www.amazon.com/Rolex-President-Yellow-218238-CHRP/dp/B00ZB2Y83C"

Why not check it for yourself? It is returnable. What do you have to lose?
"So, it's official. We've found an outer limit where even MC agrees, this is Bull$$$$"

And lo and behold, yet another prophecy given to the Children of Fatima on May 13, 1917, has been fulfilled.  And there was much Rejoicing (yaaaaaaaay).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7gnpmOWBKo  
"Just how many here went to the link I provided and listened to what the engineers at Yamaha found?"

Me three.