Sexy singer(s) and/or song(s)


Some may consider such a subject beneath them (or contempt). I respect that attitude, but ask that in that instance you just stay out of the conversation. You are of course free to ignore that request. There is a place for sacred music, but also profane. ;-)

While still in elementary school, one of the first albums I heard was Naughty But Nice by Pearl Bailey. It was my mother’s, who also had albums by Johnny Cash and Elvis Presley. She was not your average suburban mother: she liked to go up to San Francisco to take in the burlesque and female impersonator shows in North Beach. She also sunbathed by our backyard pool, nude. She was of the WWII generation (born in 1923), but I think if she had been born ten years later would have been a beatnik, or at least bohemian. I considered her a delightful role model; my father (whose musical taste ran to Andy Williams and Perry Como) disagreed. ;-)

With that prologue, the first overtly sexual singer and song that caught my attention was Maria Muldaur and her hit "Midnight At The Oasis". I was quite envious when a San Jose acquaintance of mine got a job in her band. Slightly later was Maryann Price (Dan Hicks And His Hot Licks) with her seductive performance on the classic Johnny Mercer song "I’m An Old Cowhand (From The Rio Grande)". I don’t know what’s sexy about, I just know it is. More recently there was Joan Osborne’s smokin’ version of Slim Harpo’s "Shake Your Hips"; ironically, Jagger’s tame performance of the song makes him sound like the p*ssy.

But all of the above pale in comparison to Lucinda Williams’ utterly salacious song and likewise singing of: "Essence" (with double entendre lyrics). My God, what woman. I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but she has great wide hips, and a very lanky frame, both of which I’m a sucker for.

Anybody else? ;-)

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Verging towards politically incorrect: I don't know about sexy, but "I Touch Myself" by Divinyls is about the most overtly sexual song I have heard on the airwaves.

When I think sexy music (whatever that means to each of us) I think of performers like Diana Krall and maybe Blondie, Susanna Hoffs. But many great female vocalists are sexy: the great Ella Fitzgerald, Billie Holiday, Joni Mitchell, Rikki Lee Jones, etc. All sexy in their own way.

It may not be PC, but let’s face it: Sexy sells, just look at the cover albums. It’s part of the art, and music is part of the bedroom too.

Still, we can be adults about it:
  • Natalie Cole
  • Norah Jones
  • Melody Gardot
  • Diana Krall
  • (one more who will remain unnamed so if I talk to her it isn’t weird)

ABBA’s performance of “S.O.S.” On “Saturday Night Live”, eons ago (the one ruined by attempted comedic ad-lobbing during the song by the comedian/host) was a religious experience at 18.....that tall blonde singing that song in my dreams for decades!