A German Shepherd, Doberman and Cat have all died.
All three are facing God, who wants to know what they believe in.
German Shepherd says "I believe in discipline, training and loyalty to my Master"
"Good", says God "Then sit with me here at my right"
"Doberman, what do you believe in?" asks God.
The Doberman answers : "I believe in love, care and protection of my Master"
"Yes, I see that" says God."Then you too may sit with me here at my left"
Then God looks at the Cat and asks "Cat, what do you believe in?
Cat finishes licking his paw, yawns and answers "I believe, you are sitting in my chair"